From: gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au (David Gerard)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: *ahem* OK, Cult ...
Date: 15 Aug 1995 16:43:00 +1000
Organization: Prestige Elite Research Church of the SubGenius
Message-ID: <40pflk$goh@cougar.vut.edu.au>

I am pissed off. I am MAJORLY fucked off. I've been incredibly efficient and
running on pure energy of anger today. Why? Helena has been mailing my
postmaster. A copy of the standard letter (re: OT7-48) and an 'aggrieved
user' letter because I allegedly reposted the "I am the very model of
a modern legal criminal" song, which she claims is libellous. (Hint: every
allusion in it is true! It's a work of art!)

Have squared things with the postmaster. (I can quite understand his need
to cover his arse in the case of alleged copyright violation, and I've
sent him copies of Ron Newman's and Modemac's Web pages and the article
from  The Skeptic.) But now I'm fuckin' angry.



OK, Cult: you want trouble, you got trouble. You're gonna learn what a
Black Belt in Samizdat, a Doctor of Guerilla Journalism, can do.

I was only funnin' before. Your attempted suppression of this here critic
now has me REALLY interested.

Hasta la vista, clammie ...



I'll be posting the mail in, er, a while. Quite backed up now, aren't I ...
oh well.



In the meantime, I attest to SP4.02 -- that's the original letter bringing
me to SP4, and another two on top of it. I won't claim extra points for
the second and third letters being to my postmaster.


--
Reverend Doctor David Gerard, KoX SP4. Thanks, Helena!
Prestige Elite Research Church of the SubGenius
"Servicing the Prestige Elite since 1985!"
"Skinner-Boxing the Church of Scientology since 1995!"
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