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CoS counter-demo distraction leaflets

Sydney picket Sat 7 Sep

(These are three of the distraction leaflets the clams handed out in Sydney on Saturday 7th September - Elvis, Titanic and End Of The World. I didn't get a 'Rights For Worms' leaflet; anyone else with one is welcome to post it. Punctuation, spelling and formatting as in original.)


ATTENTION ELVIS FANS:

Welcome to the "Elvis Is Alive In Eastwood" club.

You might like to be on our mailing list and receive a monthly newsletter with up-to-the-minute reports of sitings made of Elvis in the Eastwood area - then again you might not.

We are a small, but dedicated bunch of Elvis fans so if you are one too, you might like to be on our mailing list and receive a monthly newsletter with up-to-the-minute reports of sitings made of Elvis in the Eastwood area.

Contact:
Randy Teddybear
P.O. 4642
North Sydney, NSW


DON'T RAISE THE TITANIC

As man tries in his eternal quest to conquer nature he sometimes fails.

The DON'T RAISE THE TITANIC group

feels that the Titanic is an important testimony to one of natures' victories over mankind.

We object strongly not only to the raising of this ocean liner but also to the millions of dollars spent in vain to try and regain this treasure which was truly lost to Neptune.

For further information, Contact:

Lars Seagreen
Don't Raise The Titanic Associatio
P.O. Box 345
Reykavic
Iceland


READ THIS!

In an excavation of the ancient aboriginal tribal lands of Yarramunga, a series of extremely rare engravings were found that predate the earliest fossilized forms found in Australia.

The evidence of pre-jurassic period intelligence is now compelling. These engravings, found inside gourds preserved in an amniotic fluid, reveal what must be an ancient language unknown to any archeologist or linguist.

They have been the subject of intense scrutiny for the past five years by a group of international scientists who are controlled by the C.I.A.

A reliable source from within the heart of this secret group has leaked that these engravings actually predict the end of the world will occur on Tuesday at the precise time of 9:45am (Australian time).

Which month & year this is, is yet to be determined.

BE PREPARED!!!!!


(Ahem. It would of course be nice to link the last one to them - "CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTS END OF WORLD" ...)
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