From: cdemmons@gate.net (Rev. Gypsy Joker) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.slack,alt.gif-agreement Subject: The Testimony of Rev. Gypsy Joker Followup-To: alt.religion.scientology,alt.gif-agreement Date: 12 Oct 1995 12:00:41 GMT Organization: CyberGate Lines: 38 Message-ID: <45j019$27e4@news.gate.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: navajo.gate.net X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] The Brag of President-for-Life Rev. Gypsy Joker United Church of Bob & International House of Eris Apostles 1st Church of Gnostan Dedicated to henry Yeeegah! I am the Uber-Critic, I am scientology's worst nightmare! I eat Xenu by the handfull, I wipe my ass with the marcabs, 1-800-4-trut has me call blocked, but that won't stop me...*I'LL SLITHER THROUGH THE "BOB"DAMNED WIRE*!!! I served David Miscaviage with a suponea and made him say *THANK YOU*! Clears pay me to get *MURKY*! I am the Monster Truck of alt.religion.scientology, crushing all who dare confront me. I fucked the skull of Elron Hubbard and gave him the clap! Gene Ingram hides under the bed when I walk into the room! I made the staff at the flag org fart the star spangled banner, *IN HARMONY*!! I am Scamizdat!! I ate Earl Cooley's fax machine and blow my nose Helena Kobrin's legal notices. I use live volcanos as a suppository! I have every possible engram! I am the most suppressive person. I bend OTs round my little finger with an idle thought and short out e-meters just by looking at `em. I made Andrew Milne tell the truth...with a mere fart from Yeti backside I blew woody out of RPF and back onto the USENET. I am bull peacock and feisty as hell, I eat clams for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The church can't suit me! I'm above the laws of man and gods. The laws of physics don't apply to me. I spoonfeed Prozac to R. Urban and make him come back for seconds, David Talbot lives in a ceiling duct in Sri Lanka due to my majestic and powerful flames...I make an alt.tastless squicking look like a slow, comfortable screw.... Disclaimer: The above is satire, yadda, yadda, yadda. President-for-Life Rev. Gypsy Joker KSC, IM, SP4, Earl of Fives Neocheater, Critic and Or maybe it's not, only my barber knows for sure ftp cybergate.com /pub/users/cdemmons