From: alanf@aimnet.com (Alan  Furman)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Re: I Never Believed $cientology Made the Able MORE Able til Now
Date: 23 Apr 1998 23:01:08 -0700
Message-ID: <6hp9r4$1fv@shell1.aimnet.com>

In article <6ho99j$mjn$1@solaris.cc.vt.edu>, STella <stella@magenta.com> wrote:

>In article <353CB5CA.402B@ermes.it>, Enzo Piccone  <enzo@ermes.it> wrote:
>
>>Yo, Deana!  What you need is colonic irrigation.  
>
>Wow, now that's good handling!
>
>STella, thinking about Enzo "handling" DM


		Auditing with the Enemeter(tm)


Prerequisite: completion of the Putrefaction Rundown.

Auditing with the E-meter is ideally suited for those with large
inheritances or multiple credit cards.  When used at childrens'
birthday parties, it results in immediate grade advancements for
all of a minimum of three years, and often as many as six.

It is to be repeated until the auditee's effluvia goes Clear.  A loss
of "mental  mass" of several pounds is typically measured upon the
discharge of a dungram.

First tell the preclear, "sit on the can."  While saying this, do
not, under any circumstances, evaluate the preclear.  It may take one
to two minutes for a Floating Valve to recur after a strong clockwise
twist of the Flush Arm.

The Clear Cognition is: "I'm all blocked up."

The Clear is now ready to get the news that his guts are full of
Bowel Thetans.  Through telepathic Diarrhetic Auditing, the little
fellas will blow, and the Clear will advance to Excreting Thetan.


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