From: afrobert@neca.com (Anthony Roberts) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: "CRITICS" ACTUALLY SCIENOS!!! Date: Tue, 24 Feb 1998 22:34:24 -0500 Message-ID: SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL ARS READERS: Some of you, especially scientologists and those who are 'real' critics, may find this revelation difficult to comprehend, but it has come to my attention that Tilman Hausherr, William Barwell, Robert Vaughn Young, Ray Randolph, Joseph Cisar, and other so-called 'outspoken critics' are in fact scientologists with close ties to the likes of David Miscavige! Yes! It's true! After careful study and one too many words cleared this realization hit me like a thunderbolt. Why _else_ would they criticize the CofS so often? Only if they were closet scienos! Their frequent references to things like 'nattering', 'word clearing', 'body thetans', and other well known SCIENTOLOGY terminology point indisputably to this fact. Why else would Mr. Hausherr make constant references to the various points of Lord Hubbard's definition of the 'anti-social personality'? Only if he was a closet scientologist! When I realized this, the rest of the conspiracy began to fall into place. Justin, wgert, and the Evan family are, in fact, _critics_ of scientology, trying their hardest to destroy the CofS at every turn! Why else would they portray their so-called 'allegiance' to the CofS in a manner which seems _specifically_designed_ to make scientologists look like fools? Only if they were in fact ENEMIES of scientology!!! Now we come to the crux of the matter. The Pilot, a self-proclaimed 'reformer' of scientology, is not in fact a scientologist at all. In truth, he is an _extra-terrestrial_alien_ who uploads his messages to USENET from outerspace, which explains why the CofS hasn't 'found' him yet. In fact, using a special series of algorithms (correcting for typos) I was able to decode his so-called 'Self-Clearing Book'. The following subliminal message is encrypted in chapters 30-34: BEANIE BABIES ARE NIFTY So there you have it. Empirical proof that the current state of affairs (scienos, critics, reformers) is in fact an elaborate sham set up by space aliens, in cooperation with some former members of CAN and, of course, English bankers. For all concerned citizens: Spread this information far and wide. Ignore the confused looks you receive from many. They're in on the plot and trying to discredit me. Beware. Be active. Be loony. ----- Sometimes paranoia is good for the soul, eh? ;) Anthony From: inducto@aol.com (Inducto) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: "CRITICS" ACTUALLY SCIENOS!!! Date: 25 Feb 1998 04:57:57 GMT Message-ID: <19980225045701.XAA13905@ladder02.news.aol.com> >Justin, wgert, and the Evan family are, in fact, _critics_ of >scientology, trying their hardest to destroy the CofS at every turn! No, they're true believers, but they're being "run" by the higher-up infiltrators in the organization. At the top, the CST that is controlled by outside lawyers, is orchestrating a catastrophic collapse of the organization that will keep their lawyer friends busy for years. The Cos has hundreds of millions of dollars. And who gets most of the money when there's a bankruptcy or other corporate mess? The lawyers. Insiders are abetting the CST, because they figure that there is some fat bank account no one knows about that they can make off with when the whole thing falls apart. Old-timers Hubbard thought he could trust, like Norman Starkey, are probably set up so that the offshore bank accounts -- the ones CST doesn't know about, or have control of -- revert to their personal control if CoS ceases to exist. The critics do work for CoS in the end, though. CST funnels money to Bob Minton, to assure a maximum amount of damage is done to CoS. And this of course gives them an excuse to hire more of their lawyer friends, on a "defensive" basis that they can justify as a non-profit. It's all about who gets the assets when there's no longer anyone interested in studying scientology. The people running the game can see that CoS, like most cults and fads, is destined to crash and burn, and they're just trying to hasten the process so they can enjoy the proceeds in their lifetimes. In the meantime, the services of slave labor like the CoS-borg posters assigned to a.r.s. are useful to their masters. Conspiratorially, I. SIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIGSIG Induct YourSELF into new realities Avoid highwaymen on the road to personal and spiritual betterment -- beware dead ends and unlit paths Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: "CRITICS" ACTUALLY SCIENOS!!! Message-ID: <34f5d97e.11398972@enews.newsguy.com> From: ted@ibexbsc.com.xenu.antispam (Ted) Date: Wed, 25 Feb 1998 08:54:17 GMT afrobert@neca.com (Anthony Roberts) wrote: ... snipt ... >Sometimes paranoia is good for the soul, eh? ;) Maybe one of your relatives is a closet $cientologist. Eh, did you ever play with that one? What was really going on with all that "clean you room" stuff? And beans? Yes, beans! Were there periods of time in your life when the major dietary element at lunch and dinner seemed to be beans? [Unless you were marked for higher office; those folks were fed hot dogs, sorta like future queen bees are fed royal jelly, but with more of a training orientation.] Did anyone hound you while you were doing your chores, snapping, "Hurry up, you lazy wretch! Run! Don't walk! Hurry up there!", and other stuff like that? When you wanted to go play with your friends, late at night, were you threatened with, "If you try to leave your room, I'll kill you!"? If so, it's clear they had some inside cult knowledge and were just preparing you for a life within the criminal cult of $cientology. Luckily, you found the ARSCC.wdne just in time! -- Ted (ted@ibexbsc.com) From: afrobert@neca.com (Anthony Roberts) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: "CRITICS" ACTUALLY SCIENOS!!! Date: Wed, 25 Feb 1998 21:26:39 -0500 Message-ID: In article <6d1c53$c4g$1@malgudi.oar.net>, cobalt@tigerden.com (Chris Sutor) wrote: > Anthony Roberts (afrobert@neca.com) spake thusly: > > : Sometimes paranoia is good for the soul, eh? ;) > > : Anthony > > Actually, I'm David Miscavage. I'm also everyone else on this newsgroup > whom you aren't. This has all been one huge ploy to screw with your head, > and damnit if it didn't work. Hiring those actors to show up at > "protests," Going on national TV, and ranting like a lunatic, and all the > while, you never knew *why*... > > This is why: > > You have the remote control for my television set. Give it back and all > this will cease. SHIT. _That's_ why I haven't been sleeping well. I knew I had something on my conscience. Sorry. I'll see what I can do. Anthony