From: Roland Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: If Clams could discuss "case" Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998 20:36:01 +0100 Message-ID: <353BA3A1.5E84@virgin.net> Just imagine if clams were allowed to discuss their cases(tm) with each other. It could go something like this: David: Say John! You're very VGIs(tm) today. You must be blown out(tm) by your incredibly on-source(tm), in-tech(tm), 100% Standard(tm) auditing(tm). What Incredible Wins(tm) have you got to share? John: Well, David, I am at last free from a Prior Confusion(tm) whose M/U(tm) caused me to have an Evil Purpose(tm) and commit terrible overts(tm) for a near eternity on my whole track(tm). But I have cognited(tm) that I am free of it now thanks to the incredibly powerful tech(tm) of LRH(tm), mankind's greatest friend. David: It sure looks as though a great weight has been lifted from you. Must have been some overts(tm) you did, you rascally thetan(tm) you! John: Yes indeed, David. Some great overts(tm) indeed. Culminating in what I feel was the greatest overt possible for man in his abberated state(tm). David: Wow, John. You don't say! I have had my incredible wins(tm) as well, of course, but yours sounds as though it belongs written in history. Might one be able to share it with a fellow Scientologist(tm)? John: I think sharing it with you would probably take my attention of it completely and I will be VGIs(tm) for months. I will be the envy of all my fellow Scientologists(tm). So yes, I will happily share it with you. Are you ready for this incredibly Big Win(tm) of mine? David: Attention Beams(tm) ready for full duplication(tm) John. John: Well, David. Imagine how I feel knowing(tm) that I will no longer be commiting overts(tm) like the one I am about to tell you. You see, David. It was actually me who on the whole track(tm) was the abberree(tm) who actually committed the huge overt(tm) of banging the nails into the feet of Christ! David: Wow, John! Thanks for sharing that with me. It is truly an incredible win(tm) and you must be hugely relieved and proud of your auditor(tm) who applied 100% Standard Tech(tm) to deliver to you this incredible E/P(tm) of reaching Basic/Basic(tm) on this Engram Chain(tm) of Prior Confusions(tm). What an incredible piece of S&D(tm). However, and you must understand that I am in no way invlaidating(tm) your Gains(tm) but I feel I can offer you a further straw of relief. John: You can? Do tell! David: Well actually, John, and I wouldn't impart this to you unless I was 100% sure of being in-tech(tm) and on-source(tm), but it was actually *I* who committed that incredibly eveil and abberrated(tm) overt(tm) of banging the nails into the feet of Christ! John: Not to detract from your win, David, but I beg to differ. It was for sure me that banged the nails in. I distinctly remember it with all 52 of my perceptions along with the exact time and place thus causing the incident(tm) to blow(tm). David: Well you know that we have borrowed facsimiles(tm) from each other on the whole track(tm). And I do recall when we were both free-beings(tm) together on the planet Thraag, 289 billion, 614 million, 534 thousand, 9 hundred and 54 years, 6 hours, 18 minutes, 3 seconds, 431 milliseconds, 839 microseconds, 478 nanoseconds ago, to the nearest nanosecond, when you stole a series of facsimiles(tm) from me that were actually implanted(tm) false data(tm) facsimiles of a non-existent false mock-up(tm) of my having banged the nails into the feet of an entity called Everyman. John: I think you have mis-duplicated(tm), David. It was the other way round. You stole the facsimiles from me, not the other way round. And now you are dramatising(tm) your overt(tm) and your DEDEX(tm). It was definitely and without Doubt and Reservation(tm) *me* who banged the nails into the feet of Christ......... etc. Roland -- Watch the Xemu Cartoon: http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/xemurams/ Visit Xemu's Home Page: http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/index2.html Also the incomparable Operation Clambake: http://www.xenu.net/ The TRUE story of Hubbard: http://www.primenet.com/~lippard/bfm/ Hubbard's "No Christ": http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/rams/Nochrist.ram The famous Xenu flyer: http://www.xs4all.nl/~xemu/flyers/Xemu.html