From: dmcclain@runet.edu (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: what is Xenu and why do they talk to plants? Date: 8 Dec 1995 05:00:34 GMT Organization: Radford University Message-ID: <4a8gpi$678@newslink.runet.edu> References: <49j8ki$4i3@lonepeak.vii.com> <4a03q5$9fu@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> David C Smith (dcs@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM) wrote: : -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- : : In article <49j8ki$4i3@lonepeak.vii.com>, : Christian Nielsen wrote: : >My mom will also tell me that plants are live objects, so I guess this is : >an ok thing to do. : : Here's a reference, this is from the s00p3r s3kr1t Advanced Technology : sKr1pTuReZ of the Cult of Scientology... : : OT7-48 : 1. Find some plants, trees, etc., and communicate to them : individually until you know they received your communication. : 2. Go to a zoo or a place with many types of life and communicate : with each of them until you know the communication is received : and, if possible, returned. : : Now, let me tell you the good part! Heh. : : When wearing an OFFICIAL ARS CENTRAL COMMITTEE Aluminum Foil hat, : your communications and your GNARLY OT POWERS are amplified by : an ASTOUNDING 15 to 25 percent! WOW!!!! : : For more information on the ARS CENTRAL COMMITTEE and their cool : and fashionable Aluminum Foil Hats, : : ARSCCOT-23 : Spot an ARSCC member. : : ARSCCOT7-24 : Locate an ARSCC member from which you are separate. : Locate an ARSCC member which is separate from you. : : Tell 'em the Enturbulator-meister-with-gnarly-OT-powerz sent you!! And here's even more fun with fold-em-up tin helmets: My lab director was reviewing a paper for publication which claimed that the sher act of measurement descreased the latency of EEG components in evoked potentials -- made the brain process faster. He said it was wrong because (1) wearing something on the head made the brain work slower, and (2) it was ANYTHING, not just taking EEG. He suggested I do a quick rework using an experimental set-up we already had working, and people wearing stocking caps. I used tin foilhats instead, for sheer aestheetic value. Sure enough, the people wearing tin foil hats had slower working brains. Proving that (A) the clammies are right, these increase their powers, and (B) their powers are stupidity. I bet you knew that already.